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I want to go to Dublin please
"Ok .... do you smell, make noises, dribble or generally put people off?"
Do you ask everyone that?
"No, just people like you."
Like me?
"Yes, you know... thingy people
Oh, and when we load you onto the plane
with the rest of the luggage,
that'll be an extra fifteen quid thanks.
Have a nice day!"

Lindsay Carter
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